June 2022

Virtual Ride: Getting Started – Performance in Innsbruck

Week two of Zwift. Innsbruck this time, which means actual climbing — fifty-two feet in under two miles. The “Performance” starter ride, because apparently last week’s seven minutes in Watopia qualified me to graduate. Eleven minutes. David Guetta kicked it off, which — look, I don’t make the shuffle rules. Then Get Scared doing “Sarcasm,” which is a deep cut…

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VirtualRide: Zwift – Getting Started: Performance in Innsbruck

First time on Zwift in Innsbruck. Getting Started: Performance — the tutorial route, basically. 1.9 miles in eleven minutes. Not a workout. An introduction. David Guetta into Get Scared into Coco & Clair Clair. Three songs, three entirely different genres, the shuffle algorithm having an identity crisis while I figured out how virtual cycling works. Everybody starts somewhere. This was…

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